1. 我的钱都有自己的想法，它们总是想要逃离我的钱包。My money has its own ideas, and they always want to escape from my wallet.
2. 别老问我借钱，我也想知道自己的钱都去哪儿了。Don't always ask me to borrow money. I also want to know where my money has gone.
3. 我不是穷，我只是钱都花在了刀刃上，比如刀刃上的锈。I'm not poor. I just spent my money on the cutting edge, such as the rust on the cutting edge.
4. 最近不想出门，怕别人以为我是要饭的。I don't want to go out recently for fear that others will think I'm a beggar.
5. 你可以嘲笑我一无所有，但你不能嘲笑我的体重。You can laugh at me for having nothing, but you can't laugh at my weight.
6. 小时候觉得自己能拯救世界，长大后才发现整个世界都拯救不了我。When I was a child, I thought I could save the world, but when I grew up, I found that the whole world couldn't save me.
7. 我的生活可以用九个字概括：随薪所欲，薪尽自然凉。My life can be summarized in nine words: do as one likes according to one's salary, and when the salary is used up, it will naturally be cool.
8. 我不是不想上班，我只是不想起床。I don't mean I don't want to go to work, I just mean I don't want to get up.
9. 我对生活充满了向往，比如向往不用上班的生活。I am full of longing for life, such as longing for a life without having to go to work.
